I was going to be all cool and have all my blog titles be quotes and whatnot but I have no idea what that’s from only that it’s from something I know but I can’t remember, so yes, techincally I know what it is but you know what I mean, I don’t really know what it is even though I know what it is.
So moving on past Alison logic we come to a little thing called reality. This is a thing Alison avoids at all cost (Alison also avoids not talking in the third person fyi).
Reality is a terrible word because it embodies one basic concept. School.
Reality hits . . . tomorrow. (For unintelligent people this means that schools tomorrow.)
Alison is really not looking forward to reality, she had a nice two week non-reality which focused on watching tv shows, writing 50 pages of her story and blowing her nose.
Alison, however, is probably ready to hit reality running. What does she have to do?
All of her projects she was suppose to do over break but didn’t.
Tune/practice her sad little hammered dulicmer.
Drop off two bunnies and pick up two bunnies (Alison is doing this tomorrow).
Study for (HA!) and take a semester test for math on Wednesday. Alison thinks teachers plan this evil things out. They remember their frustration as a kid having to do tests right after break and so plan them stratigically so they can laugh evily at the students bad test scores over a bowl of organic veggies (can you have non-organic veggies?).
Write up roughly 50 Apologetics cards so that I can give a speech on ONE of them this Thursday. Alison finds this one especially sickening.
Practicing her duo which she hasn’t worked over break although she said she would.
Also she should catch up in current events since she hasn’t even payed attention for two weeks now.
Add all the normal school to this pile and VIOLA! you get Alison’s life. It’s pretty exciting, no?
Alison departs to beddy-by now in preparation of her impedding doom.
She leaves you with a quote from the ever lovable and quotable pieces of flair – found via facebook – the source of all knowledge
“unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade’s gonna stink.”
